Tuesday, February 11, 2014

The Gothamist would never ask you this.

But this is not the Gothamist.

The Gothamist took someone's instagram pictures of a car that fell right off the Bruckner.

Two old people were in it. If I was the reporter I would of asked "how the hell do you drive into free fall off of the Btickner? And I would say it looks like God kept the old people okay.The Gothamist does not ask questions except for " how come that guy still has a hack license? " but this guy can drive off a highway crashing with the pavement bow. He is not driving a taxi sk it is cool?

Here is my pictures of a crazy guy who got in my taxi and a dead deer in a garbage can in Washington Heights, not the part thst is nice.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Ms. Not Tbe Gothamist Thursday 2/6/14

This babe never consented to being ms. Not the gothamist @ScarletBouvier


I bet that isn't her real name.

Not really funny

DMX says he's gonna fuck George Zimmerman up and piss on his face for charity on March first according to TMZ

The Gothamist lifted the story from TMZ and we're lifting it off of them both.

DMX should get busy training because unconvicted murderer Zimmerman is a lot younger than him and has been training for this match.

DMX says he will fuck up Zimmerman on behalf of every black person abused by the system.
I wish DMX well but I wish someone younger and athletic would take this on.